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  • Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.
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Is it bad that I wish every couple who hasn’t been married for more then 10 years to abandon their relationships in a pit of fire and despair?

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I may or may not have accumulated over $80 USD in quarters over the past 2- 2 1/2 years.

This will purchase 80% of what I plan to give 4 of my friends for Christmas. ¬†Look out y’all, you’re about to get the best gift ever that was paid in nearly all quarters. ¬†


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